'Voluptuously creamy' and 'sharp thrusts': Damn, cheese descriptions are super horny

Mashable bites into a creamy, nutty, gooey, and sometimes stinky world during our first-ever Cheese Week.

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Some take the concept of “cheese lover” a little too literally.

Whether it's flavor profiles, packaging, or story, cheese available in the U.S. gets described in some of the most sensual and arousing words available in the English language. When this reporter went to local Los Angeles gourmet cheese shop Say Cheese, for example, the cheesemonger did not blink twice at her request to hear about some of their most sexually-charged cheeses. 

Sure, the same can often be said for wines and chocolates. But melting cheese is a true staple of the best food porn, with sultry raclette sizzled right on the wheel and dripped onto the plates of restaurant patrons fighting off a public food orgasm.  Read more...

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